(Hollywood, CA) The 4077th M*A*S*H is set to come to life when Not® M*A*S*H XXX hits stores August 10th from X-Play/ LFP Video and the producers are hoping that the United States Congress doesn’t get a chance to see the movie or they might reinstate the draft.
“It really makes war seem like a lot of fun which of course war isn’t but this movie is and with the 4th of July holiday this week we want to dedicate our final days of editing Not M*A*S*H XXX to all of the men and women in uniform serving around the world,” stated the movie’s patriotic director Will Ryder.
The movie is a red, white and blue picture-perfect porn parody of the popular television show M*A*S*H which ran on CBS from 1972 until 1983 climaxing with the most-watched television episode in U.S. history. The cast for the porn spoof many of whom were not even alive then was hand-selected from dozens who decided on a career in porn over one in the military and from early photos and gossip heard on the set, this might be the most accurate and entertaining porn parody of all time even giving Batman XXX a run for its money.
“Who cares?” wrote one gonzo porn fan on the popular news-blog site lukeisback.com making it perfectly clear that he was no fan of porn spoofs prompting Ryder to pause and wipe away an all-American tear.
“I agree there are way too many shitty porn parodies being thrown out there today but there are some really great ones too and I refuse to say that Not M*A*S*H XXX is our best or most accurate or most entertaining movie yet. I just refuse to say that even if it might be completely true because I don’t want to seem like I’m over-hyping while we have two wars going on and an oil spill in the Gulf.”
Eric Swiss, the 2010 AVN & XRCO Best Actor winner is spectacular as Hawkeye and Krissy Lynn is wonderfully bitchy as Major Hot Lips Houlihan.
The movie feels and looks like an episode of the TV show as Radar needs to get laid so Col. Blake begs Hawkeye and Trapper to line up a nurse to deflower the lad but when nobody volunteers the boys are forced to offer an unauthorized experimental boob job to one of the nurses who becomes so grateful, she bangs Radar. Major Burns and Houlihan suspect the worse but can’t prove a thing as hardcore sex explodes at the 4077th M*A*S*H in this very funny spoof of the classic TV show.
“I loved being in this movie it was a lot of fun,” Krissy Lynn remarked. “And can you believe how perfect Frank Burns is? I mean just look at him.”
Burns was played by Alec Knight in what is worthy of best supporting actor consideration. “We had the real Frank Burns on our set as far as I’m concerned he was that good,” stated co-producer Scott David of X-Play.
“I agree and I also have to say that Chad Diamond is simply amazing in the role of Trapper and Radar oh my God you just have to see Radar.” Ryder exclaimed boasting about Jeremy Conway who played the young lad from Iowa.
The gorgeous Chanel Preston gets the unauthorized boob job and leads a sexy pack of 4077th nurses including Bailey Brooks, Briana Blair and Alexa Jaymes. Miko Sinz plays Korean house girl Sun-She the in-house girlfriend of Colonel Henry Blake played hilariously by Herschel Savage. James Bartholet gets in drag and becomes Klinger.
“This movie might just top them all,” Ryder pondered.
Classic television XXX style invades the US Army as the popular show M*A*S*H gets the full porno treatment. Not® M*A*S*H XXX is due in stores everywhere August 10th. Ask your favorite store to order it.