(Hollywood, CA) “Wow this looks just like the actual TV show,” exclaimed best new starlet contender Chanel Preston as she took her first look at the Will Ryder/ X-Play porn parody movie set Not® M*A*S*H XXX.
The spoof of the long-running television series M*A*S*H revolves around the hilarious antics of medical surgeons drafted into the US Army and promises to be true to the original although filled with beautiful ladies having sex. Not® M*A*S*H XXX will be in stores from X-Play/LFP Video in August.
“At first I wasn’t sure how we would make a war comedy sexy but the more I talked with Will Ryder the answer was right before our eyes,” stated X-Play co–producer Scott David.
“Don’t forget there’s tents filled with beautiful horny nurses,” exclaimed director Will Ryder. “Somebody’s got to bang them and since the doctors were stressed out from all the meatball surgery they had to perform they needed to find a way to relax and there were no bowling alleys back in 1950s Korea.”
The movie has the look and feel of the television series that began in the 1970s as Radar yearns to get laid so Colonel Blake begs Hawkeye and Trapper to line up a nurse to deflower the lad but when nobody volunteers the boys are forced to offer an unauthorized experimental boob job to one of the nurses who is so grateful she copulates with Radar. Major Burns and Houlihan suspect the worse but can’t prove a thing as hardcore sex explodes at the 4077th M*A*S*H in this very funny porn parody of the 1970s classic TV show.
“This could be our best porn parody yet,” Scott David said.
“I know we say this every time we shoot but I guess our sitcums just keep getting better,” Will Ryder responded as he prepared for the May 25th release of another potential blockbuster Not® the Bradys XXX: Bradys Meet the Partridge Family also from X-Play/LFP Video.
“I really love our cast for Not M*A*S*H XXX because they were all excellent actors and many of them are uncanny in their resemblance to the characters they are portraying,” Ryder offered.
Krissy Lynn plays the hell-bent Major Margaret Houlihan and Major Frank Burns is wonderfully played by Alec Knight. “It’s kind of amazing but the guy looks and sounds exactly like Frank Burns and together they are fantastic,” David said.
Eric Swiss turns in another award-worthy performance as Captain Hawkeye Pierce with newcomer Chad Diamond showing off his acting chops as Captain Trapper John McIntyre. Porn legend Hershel Savage is the Colonel but if you didn’t know any better you’d think that Gary Burghoff was playing Radar because Jeremy Conway is almost a perfect replication of the beloved young man from Iowa right down to his little teddy bear.
“I was honored that they picked me to play Radar and then to get to have sex with Chanel Preston was beyond words,” Conway rejoiced.
“Chanel Preston was great and she must have an unbelievable vagina because she made poor little Radar pop five times before we finished the scene,” Ryder remarked with a wondrous tone and a face filled with amazement.
Rounding out the stellar cast is Briana Blair, Bailey Brooks, Alexa Jaymes, Miko Sinz Porno Dan and James Bartholet as Klinger.
Not® M*A*S*H XXX will be in stores in August from X-Play/LFP Video.
Not® the Bradys XXX: Bradys Meet the Partridge Family will be in stores May 25th from X-Play/LFP Video. See the video clip here www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8TD7SaQ5z8
Check out all the funny movie trailers at www.sitcums.com
Pictured is the cast of Not® M*A*S*H XXX some topless.
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