{"id":816,"date":"2010-06-28T00:17:27","date_gmt":"2010-06-28T07:17:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/?p=816"},"modified":"2010-06-28T00:18:13","modified_gmt":"2010-06-28T07:18:13","slug":"you%e2%80%99re-in-the-army-now-mash-porno-coming-in-august","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/you%e2%80%99re-in-the-army-now-mash-porno-coming-in-august\/","title":{"rendered":"You\u2019re In the Army Now; M*A*S*H Porno Coming in August"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/mash.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"817\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/you%e2%80%99re-in-the-army-now-mash-porno-coming-in-august\/mash\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/mash.jpg?fit=753%2C939&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"753,939\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"mash\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/mash.jpg?fit=753%2C939&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-817\" title=\"mash\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/mash-240x300.jpg?resize=240%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/mash.jpg?resize=240%2C300&amp;ssl=1 240w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/mash.jpg?resize=600%2C748&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/mash.jpg?resize=120%2C150&amp;ssl=1 120w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/mash.jpg?w=753&amp;ssl=1 753w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a>(<strong>Hollywood<\/strong><strong>, CA<\/strong>) The <strong>4077<sup>th<\/sup><\/strong> <strong>M*A*S*H <\/strong>is set to come to life  when <strong>Not<\/strong><strong>\u00ae<\/strong><strong> M*A*S*H XXX <\/strong>hits stores August 10<sup>th<\/sup> from <strong>X-Play<\/strong>\/ <strong>LFP Video<\/strong> and the producers are  hoping that the United States Congress doesn\u2019t get a chance to see the movie or they might reinstate  the draft.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt really makes war seem like a lot of fun  which of course war isn\u2019t but this movie is and with the 4<sup>th<\/sup> of July holiday this week we want to dedicate our final days of editing Not  M*A*S*H XXX to all of the men and women in uniform serving around the world,\u201d stated the movie\u2019s patriotic director <strong>Will Ryder<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>The movie is a red, white and blue  picture-perfect porn parody of the popular television show <strong>M*A*S*H <\/strong>which ran on CBS from 1972 until 1983 climaxing with the most-watched television episode in U.S. history.\u00a0 The cast for the porn spoof many of whom were not even alive then was hand-selected from  dozens who decided on a career in porn over one in the military and from early  photos and gossip heard on the set, this might be the most accurate and  entertaining porn parody of all time even giving Batman XXX a run for its money.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho cares?\u201d wrote one gonzo porn fan on the popular news-blog site <a href=\"http:\/\/lukeisback.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">lukeisback.com<\/a> making it perfectly clear that he was no fan of porn spoofs prompting <strong>Ryder<\/strong> to pause and wipe away an all-American tear.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI agree there are way too many shitty porn  parodies being thrown out there today but there are some really great ones too  and I refuse to say that Not M*A*S*H XXX is our best or most accurate or most entertaining movie yet.\u00a0 I just refuse to say that even if it might be completely true because I don\u2019t want to seem like I\u2019m over-hyping while we have two wars going on and an oil spill in the Gulf.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eric  Swiss<\/strong>, the <strong>2010 AVN<\/strong> &amp; <strong>XRCO Best Actor<\/strong> winner is  spectacular as <strong>Hawkeye<\/strong> and <strong>Krissy Lynn<\/strong> is  wonderfully bitchy as <strong>Major Hot Lips  Houlihan<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>The movie feels and looks like an episode of  the TV show as <strong>Radar<\/strong> needs to get laid so <strong>Col. 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