{"id":3052,"date":"2012-07-03T18:44:07","date_gmt":"2012-07-04T01:44:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/?p=3052"},"modified":"2012-07-03T18:44:07","modified_gmt":"2012-07-04T01:44:07","slug":"protecting-the-earth-from-the-scum-of-the-universe-one-orgasm-at-a-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/protecting-the-earth-from-the-scum-of-the-universe-one-orgasm-at-a-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Protecting the Earth from the Scum of the Universe&#8230;One Orgasm at a Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/vmc19.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3053\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/protecting-the-earth-from-the-scum-of-the-universe-one-orgasm-at-a-time\/vmc19\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/vmc19.jpg?fit=786%2C1102&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"786,1102\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"vmc19\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/vmc19.jpg?fit=730%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3053\" title=\"vmc19\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/vmc19-213x300.jpg?resize=213%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"213\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/vmc19.jpg?resize=213%2C300&amp;ssl=1 213w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/vmc19.jpg?resize=600%2C841&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/vmc19.jpg?resize=106%2C150&amp;ssl=1 106w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/vmc19.jpg?resize=730%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 730w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tonybonesxxx.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/vmc19.jpg?w=786&amp;ssl=1 786w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 213px) 100vw, 213px\" \/><\/a>Los Angeles, Calif &#8211; (July 2, 2012) &#8211; <\/strong>Wicked Pictures and award winning director Brad Armstrong bring you the two-disc DVD extravaganza <em>Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody<\/em>. Ride along as Agents J (Ethan Hunt) and K (retired adult film legend Randy Spears in a one-time-only return performance) track down Estrella (jessica drake) an insatiable Vaginian, who is snatching up female humans and aliens to use as breeding hosts.<strong> <\/strong>This hardcore epic is Wicked&#8217;s second foray into the parody genre. The first, Armstrong&#8217;s <em>R<\/em><em>ocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody<\/em>, has won more than a dozen major awards from the adult industry&#8217;s top voting organizations. <em>Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody<\/em> has already received mainstream coverage on everything from Mashable.com (dubbed the largest independent mainstream website featuring news and resources for the &#8220;connected generation&#8221;) to Exposay and Redux. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\">As Armstrong&#8217;s latest big-budget saga unfolds, the search for Estrella leads J and K through an intergalactic rogues gallery comprised of Serleena (Alektra Blue), Dr. Laura (India Summer), Scrad &amp; Charlie (Xander Corvus), Lauranna (Kaylani Lei), Jack Jeebs (Tommy Pistol), Princess Laura (Isis Taylor), Edgar the Bug (Armstrong), 3rd Eye (Prince Yahshua) plus sexy alien girls Nicole Aniston and Mia Leilani. Their journey leads to a series of carnal conquests that&#8217;s capped off with a ten-person orgy featuring jessica, Kaylani, Alektra, Misty, India, Randy, Eric Masterson, Tommy Gunn, Marco Rivera and Jack Vegas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Audiences from here to Alpha Centauri are invited to put their<span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\"> black suits and shades on and help save the universe. With its incredible cast, amazing special effects, explosive sex and laugh-out-loud humor, Brad Armstrong&#8217;s latest XXX extravaganza is sure to become the biggest parody this side of the Milky Way.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody<\/em>. Protecting the Earth from the scum of the Universe&#8230;one orgasm at a time.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><em>Cast: jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, Misty Stone, Randy Spears, Ethan Hunt, India Summer, Isis Taylor, Brad Armstrong, Xander Corvus,Tommy Pistol, Nicole Aniston, Mia Lelani, Brandy Aniston, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Marco Rivera, Jack Vegas, James Bartholet, Wolf Hudson, Dick Chibbles, Prince Yahshua, Romeo Prince, Darby and more.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>DVD Elements<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>In addition to deluxe gatefold packaging, this two-disc DVD release contains:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Behind The Scenes<br \/>\nGirls Of The Galaxy<br \/>\nSlide Show<br \/>\nSpecial FX Makeup<br \/>\nBloopers<br \/>\nVisual Effects &#8220;How To&#8217;s&#8221;<br \/>\nPre-Production Table Read<br \/>\nBonus Sex Scenes<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Website Information<br \/>\nFree Digital Copy <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">To learn more, pleas<\/span>e visit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wicked.com\" target=\"_blank\">www.wicked.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Los Angeles, Calif &#8211; (July 2, 2012) &#8211; Wicked Pictures and award winning director Brad Armstrong bring you the two-disc DVD extravaganza Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody. 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